2012
January
Once Upon a Time
2011
October
MindFull Macabre
September
That is not what I meant at all. That is not it, at all.
A Heart for Horror
August
The business of living and dying - Part 3
The business of living and dying - Part 2
The business of living and dying - Part 1
Sky Falling
May
A Loo-Kee into the heart of a marriage.
Happy Birth Day here's some cake.
March
You old hag.
May the Buddha be with you.
February
The dog ate my blog post.
2010
December
Good girls love bad boys.
Home again home again jiggity jig.
October
Edna's Quiet Night - A Halloween Story
September
An island silhouette.
Exhaling
August
Storm.
July
Sisters
The "C" Man.
The private lives of no one.
June
Bright Lights, Dizzy City
May
Open Friendship positions: Apply within.
April
Stumptown
March
A Squeeze of the Hand
A crown of skulls and fat cats.
Monster Picnic
Little White Kitty
Baring my sole.
Breasts, the ultimate weapon in crime fighting.
January
The monsters, how they creep.
2009
December
The only thing that's sweet are the cookies.
November
The most important months.
October
Horror Movie Madness - A Year in Review
Hitting the RESET button.
The mind is a terrible thing.
September
Putting the FUN in funeral.
The art of hyperventilating.
August
Fables
Eight days of summer.
July
I am not my own.
Shedding
The reluctant consumer.
Snakes in my head.
June
Death Rattle
Walking a Tsunami.
And so ... buttons.
May
Sluggernut - Part 6 - The Conclusion
Sluggernut - Part 5
Phantoms
Warning: May be susceptible to demonic possession.
Back to life, not to be confused with undead.
Much like the title of one of my favorite books ... Rebecca.
April
Shhhhhh
After these messages ... we'll be right back!
A billion seconds old: insights on a marriage.
Flash Match
Sluggernut - Part 4
Sunshine injection
Sluggernut - Part 3
March
The good, the bad, and the sleepy.
Freezer burn
Commodore Impossible
Sluggernut - Part 2
Sluggernut - Part 1
February
Facebook
Me Want
Larded with sweet flowers
January
The Door ... will it ever open?
Marriage Bliss and Sunday Blues
I Am Woman, Hear Me mutter confoundedly while eating my hair
2008
December
Merry Christmas Mom, Dad, and Nicole!
On the one day we should have stayed home ...
A Casual Chat
Winter WonderAwesome
Keeping the motor running.
Turn on your heartlight
November
Twilight
Keeping the murder alive.
And then there was blood.
October
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes
Scary Nation Under God
West to East and back again.
Who says it's hard to meet men?
A perfect way to start the day.
September
Birds of a different feather.
Life in a can.
Deep Throat.
The silence is deafening.
August
Walking on broken glass.
At the mercy of the beasts.
My pretty plastic friend.
My forever boyfriend.
Man's Worst Creation
July
Death and the Raven drift above...
Dancing Fool
What the future may hold.
No Bake My Heart
Doll vs the devil.
Come with me kitty!
June
Dumb Day
Bad bird behavior.
Life Restored
Bittersweet
Down but not out
May
A taste.
A belated Mother's Day message.
Birthday Wish
A very unfunny story.
What's she cleaning up there?
April
Very scary robots.
doff thy name
It's almost time...
21st century friend
What happened next.
A very effective way...
A swift kick in the pants.
March
A plague upon men.
Something for everyone.
A review.
An introduction.
February
Keep Portland Weird
For the love of love.
It's not easy being green.
January
Number 9 Number 9 Number 9
Rated PG for "Themes"
I Heart Netflix.
Happy F'ing New Year
2007
December
Have Yourself an Expensive Little Christmas
November
The Mist
The Funnies - A Lesson in Love
A Very Alexander Thanksgiving.
Small talk.
October
Treasured moments.
Love knows no bounds nor burials.
Less is just easier.
A lesson never learned.
September
Back to life.
A lesson in laundry.
August
The Goblin King
Wood, the number 2, and I do!
Quick someone call the girl police, and file a report
A Puzzling Affair
He swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
The Driving Thing
Old Friend
July
To global warming! Doing our part in killing the planet.
The Most Powerful Woman In The Living Room!
Nothing goes better with zombies than beer
June
Cruisin'
Out of the shadows.
Make it stop.
Pass Go and collect $200
Preparation and Departure
West Coast Babe
May
The Last Transmission.
Blog Blarg
Atlantic City
April
Running red lights in high heels.
Dance Fever
In a New York state of mind.
The Host
Friend or abstract picture element?
March
Tides
Subway Hate
Distractions
Heart-breakingly mobile.
Happy Birthday, Commodore
Rebecca: A brief review.
February
The Naming Convention
The mysterious unfinished poem.
A message about The Messengers
My website defines me as a person.
Balancing on the sill.
The Amazing Mutated Spine trick!
Core-Blammo!
Dreaming of Manderley.
January
Marcott may never come.
Almost into double digits.
Of Labyrinths and Devils and Chainsaws.
On bras and malls.
That which once was, is again, newly older.
2006
December
God, ever the role model, is an advocate for recycling.
Xmas: Keeping the cross in Christ.
Separation of bridge and tunnel.
Bah Hum ... ah who cares.
November
Thank you, um, someone, for like, something... or whatever.
Now accepting autographs and tv interviews.
Sweaty little secrets.
Fun with just Jane.
Vibrations
October
Happy Halloween!
Kind of like a zombie but without the face rot.
Swimming
Speaking the same language, kind of.
2,453 aches
The Best Day of the Year.
The Midnight gardener.
Because it's ooey and it's gooey.
Charles is still beautiful, but only on Fridays.
How to lure me at 4:30AM.
A new way to say fuck off.
Back in Gotham.
September
What's this Internet thing?
Hey little bird, fly away home...
My autumn mood
August
Not so fun fact.
Fun Fact!
The part I can tell you about.
One Year down - Seventy more to go.
For the love of great gams.
Loving the fleshless.
Money Makes the World Fall Down
This isn't what it looks like, wait, I can explain...
You make me laugh I make you scream.
Lions and Tigers Oh My!
The Devil's Hell Hound
In the land of the sweaty, the dry lady is Queen.
July
Book-Lover's Paradise
Instant friends! Just add television and stir for one hour.
The Lady in the Water - A Review
The Lady is in deep shit.
Hot, like the bowels of my soul.
Hello My Name Is
Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer
One order for an android kitty, please.
A little Chihuahua named Carlos.
Sky Fire
June
You light up my life.
A little thing called Life.
Lost and Found
A clean closet, a clean mind.
Excuse me Miss, your mascara is running.
The Portland Post
Back in the City.
May
Appetite for affection.
Dull like flat paint.
A girl's gotta have a little bit of ink.
A little bit of crazy goes a long ways.
Four glasses of wine later...
April
How NOT to start your morning.
Some other day.
You bitch, you slut, you whore.
Move your ass.
My secret love affair.
I Heart the Walking Dead.
March
The Peace of Wild Things
Both magical and mysterious
Closing Doors
Liquid memories.
Just your typical Saturday night in New York.
Shaped by the way of things.
Toxic Cleaner Girl
Worth the weight in spines.
The water in between us.
An old friend.
Girls just wanna raid tombs.
What's behind it?
Wall of Terror
Who can you trust?
February
30 is the new 40
Slide.
There's magic in them thar vines.
A guide to better living.
Silly Rabbit
Just another day in the office.
Something about nothing.
January
Trash or treasure
I quit you
It wasn't even worth it for the boobies.
In poor taste
The love runs deeeep.
big sigh
2005
December
Happy Holidays
Familiar Aromas
A very UPER Christmas
Winter wonderland
You can food anything if you just eat it
Moments
November
In Queens with Queens
Cabernet and Vampires
For the birds.
An unlikely coupling.
The Beginning - A Tale of a Slayer and her Vampire.
The root of all evil
Sick in the head.
October
Tortures of the slow and fast moving clock.
A chair, by any other name, is still a bed.
Biological Zombie or How to cope with PMS
The fears that feed us.
Now Boarding the Blog Bandwagon
2004
July
The last of it.
Things are only things until they are nothing.
There was this one thing, once.
Hey, I remember you.
Under construction.
June
Don't eat my brain, it's poisonous.
If you see a hormone, beat it up.
Sad cone kitty.
Nicole
Weekend Wedding Wonderful
May
New York's Finest
Little girl blues.
Another fish in the sea.
A Different Window.
The ultimate answer.
Despite the chill, there's a lot of hot air.
On this day I do.
Animal Kingdom
Wicked ways.
April
Something is wrong with me.
Set your freezer to defrost.
Sunspot
You've gone away again.
Small adventures.
March
Frozen smiles.
Silently screaming.
February
Carry stress in the jaw.
London Bound
America the Offended
January
It's the cold that kills me.
BFFless
Death to Childhood.
Much too much.
Back to life, back to reality.
2003
December
The Spirit of Christmas
November
The curse of the gift of sight.
October
LuLu Dolls
Work is fucking evil.
My room upstairs.
I can't sleep.
13 Phantasms - A brief review
Pink drinks and bakery bars.
The glamorous life of a jaded New Yorker.
Fade Away
Birdbrain.
The grass is always greener when you stay the fuck home.
September
A hippo in a canyon.
F-F-F-F-Flint Town
Midnight Party People
Man for Man
A quiet piece of Midnight
Jack
The Marriage
Snapshots of a dark world.
Beginnings
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