An Oasis in Portland

2012
- January
  - Once Upon a Time
2011
- October
  - MindFull Macabre
- September
  - That is not what I meant at all. That is not it, at all.
  - A Heart for Horror
- August
- May
  - A Loo-Kee into the heart of a marriage.
  - Happy Birth Day here's some cake.
- March
  - You old hag.
  - May the Buddha be with you.
- February
  - The dog ate my blog post.
2010
- December
  - Good girls love bad boys.
  - Home again home again jiggity jig.
- October
  - Edna's Quiet Night - A Halloween Story
- September
  - An island silhouette.
  - Exhaling
- August
  - Storm.
- July
- June
  - Bright Lights, Dizzy City
- May
  - Open Friendship positions: Apply within.
- April
  - Stumptown
- March
- January
  - The monsters, how they creep.
2009
- December
  - The only thing that's sweet are the cookies.
- November
  - The most important months.
- October
- September
  - Putting the FUN in funeral.
  - The art of hyperventilating.
- August
  - Fables
  - Eight days of summer.
- July
- June
- May
- April
- March
- February
- January
2008
- December
- November
- October
- September
- August
- July
- June
- May
- April
- March
- February
- January
2007
- December
  - Have Yourself an Expensive Little Christmas
- November
- October
- September
  - Back to life.
  - A lesson in laundry.
- August
- July
- June
- May
- April
- March
- February
- January
2006
- December
- November
- October
- September
- August
- July
- June
- May
- April
- March
- February
- January
2005
- December
- November
- October
2004
- July
- June
- May
- April
- March
  - Frozen smiles.
  - Silently screaming.
- February
- January
2003
- December
  - The Spirit of Christmas
- November
  - The curse of the gift of sight.
- October
- September

2012 January Once Upon a Time 2011 October MindFull Macabre September That is not what I meant at all. That is not it, at all. A Heart for Horror August The business of living and dying - Part 3 The business of living and dying - Part 2 The business of living and dying - Part 1 Sky Falling May A Loo-Kee into the heart of a marriage. Happy Birth Day here's some cake. March You old hag. May the Buddha be with you. February The dog ate my blog post. 2010 December Good girls love bad boys. Home again home again jiggity jig. October Edna's Quiet Night - A Halloween Story September An island silhouette. Exhaling August Storm. July Sisters The "C" Man. The private lives of no one. June Bright Lights, Dizzy City May Open Friendship positions: Apply within. April Stumptown March A Squeeze of the Hand A crown of skulls and fat cats. Monster Picnic Little White Kitty Baring my sole. Breasts, the ultimate weapon in crime fighting. January The monsters, how they creep. 2009 December The only thing that's sweet are the cookies. November The most important months. October Horror Movie Madness - A Year in Review Hitting the RESET button. The mind is a terrible thing. September Putting the FUN in funeral. The art of hyperventilating. August Fables Eight days of summer. July I am not my own. Shedding The reluctant consumer. Snakes in my head. June Death Rattle Walking a Tsunami. And so ... buttons. May Sluggernut - Part 6 - The Conclusion Sluggernut - Part 5 Phantoms Warning: May be susceptible to demonic possession. Back to life, not to be confused with undead. Much like the title of one of my favorite books ... Rebecca. April Shhhhhh After these messages ... we'll be right back! A billion seconds old: insights on a marriage. Flash Match Sluggernut - Part 4 Sunshine injection Sluggernut - Part 3 March The good, the bad, and the sleepy. Freezer burn Commodore Impossible Sluggernut - Part 2 Sluggernut - Part 1 February Facebook Me Want Larded with sweet flowers January The Door ... will it ever open? Marriage Bliss and Sunday Blues I Am Woman, Hear Me mutter confoundedly while eating my hair 2008 December Merry Christmas Mom, Dad, and Nicole! On the one day we should have stayed home ... A Casual Chat Winter WonderAwesome Keeping the motor running. Turn on your heartlight November Twilight Keeping the murder alive. And then there was blood. October Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes Scary Nation Under God West to East and back again. Who says it's hard to meet men? A perfect way to start the day. September Birds of a different feather. Life in a can. Deep Throat. The silence is deafening. August Walking on broken glass. At the mercy of the beasts. My pretty plastic friend. My forever boyfriend. Man's Worst Creation July Death and the Raven drift above... Dancing Fool What the future may hold. No Bake My Heart Doll vs the devil. Come with me kitty! June Dumb Day Bad bird behavior. Life Restored Bittersweet Down but not out May A taste. A belated Mother's Day message. Birthday Wish A very unfunny story. What's she cleaning up there? April Very scary robots. doff thy name It's almost time... 21st century friend What happened next. A very effective way... A swift kick in the pants. March A plague upon men. Something for everyone. A review. An introduction. February Keep Portland Weird For the love of love. It's not easy being green. January Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Rated PG for "Themes" I Heart Netflix. Happy F'ing New Year 2007 December Have Yourself an Expensive Little Christmas November The Mist The Funnies - A Lesson in Love A Very Alexander Thanksgiving. Small talk. October Treasured moments. Love knows no bounds nor burials. Less is just easier. A lesson never learned. September Back to life. A lesson in laundry. August The Goblin King Wood, the number 2, and I do! Quick someone call the girl police, and file a report A Puzzling Affair He swallowed the spider to catch the fly. The Driving Thing Old Friend July To global warming! Doing our part in killing the planet. The Most Powerful Woman In The Living Room! Nothing goes better with zombies than beer June Cruisin' Out of the shadows. Make it stop. Pass Go and collect $200 Preparation and Departure West Coast Babe May The Last Transmission. Blog Blarg Atlantic City April Running red lights in high heels. Dance Fever In a New York state of mind. The Host Friend or abstract picture element? March Tides Subway Hate Distractions Heart-breakingly mobile. Happy Birthday, Commodore Rebecca: A brief review. February The Naming Convention The mysterious unfinished poem. A message about The Messengers My website defines me as a person. Balancing on the sill. The Amazing Mutated Spine trick! Core-Blammo! Dreaming of Manderley. January Marcott may never come. Almost into double digits. Of Labyrinths and Devils and Chainsaws. On bras and malls. That which once was, is again, newly older. 2006 December God, ever the role model, is an advocate for recycling. Xmas: Keeping the cross in Christ. Separation of bridge and tunnel. Bah Hum ... ah who cares. November Thank you, um, someone, for like, something... or whatever. Now accepting autographs and tv interviews. Sweaty little secrets. Fun with just Jane. Vibrations October Happy Halloween! Kind of like a zombie but without the face rot. Swimming Speaking the same language, kind of. 2,453 aches The Best Day of the Year. The Midnight gardener. Because it's ooey and it's gooey. Charles is still beautiful, but only on Fridays. How to lure me at 4:30AM. A new way to say fuck off. Back in Gotham. September What's this Internet thing? Hey little bird, fly away home... My autumn mood August Not so fun fact. Fun Fact! The part I can tell you about. One Year down - Seventy more to go. For the love of great gams. Loving the fleshless. Money Makes the World Fall Down This isn't what it looks like, wait, I can explain... You make me laugh I make you scream. Lions and Tigers Oh My! The Devil's Hell Hound In the land of the sweaty, the dry lady is Queen. July Book-Lover's Paradise Instant friends! Just add television and stir for one hour. The Lady in the Water - A Review The Lady is in deep shit. Hot, like the bowels of my soul. Hello My Name Is Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer One order for an android kitty, please. A little Chihuahua named Carlos. Sky Fire June You light up my life. A little thing called Life. Lost and Found A clean closet, a clean mind. Excuse me Miss, your mascara is running. The Portland Post Back in the City. May Appetite for affection. Dull like flat paint. A girl's gotta have a little bit of ink. A little bit of crazy goes a long ways. Four glasses of wine later... April How NOT to start your morning. Some other day. You bitch, you slut, you whore. Move your ass. My secret love affair. I Heart the Walking Dead. March The Peace of Wild Things Both magical and mysterious Closing Doors Liquid memories. Just your typical Saturday night in New York. Shaped by the way of things. Toxic Cleaner Girl Worth the weight in spines. The water in between us. An old friend. Girls just wanna raid tombs. What's behind it? Wall of Terror Who can you trust? February 30 is the new 40 Slide. There's magic in them thar vines. A guide to better living. Silly Rabbit Just another day in the office. Something about nothing. January Trash or treasure I quit you It wasn't even worth it for the boobies. In poor taste The love runs deeeep. big sigh 2005 December Happy Holidays Familiar Aromas A very UPER Christmas Winter wonderland You can food anything if you just eat it Moments November In Queens with Queens Cabernet and Vampires For the birds. An unlikely coupling. The Beginning - A Tale of a Slayer and her Vampire. The root of all evil Sick in the head. October Tortures of the slow and fast moving clock. A chair, by any other name, is still a bed. Biological Zombie or How to cope with PMS The fears that feed us. Now Boarding the Blog Bandwagon 2004 July The last of it. Things are only things until they are nothing. There was this one thing, once. Hey, I remember you. Under construction. June Don't eat my brain, it's poisonous. If you see a hormone, beat it up. Sad cone kitty. Nicole Weekend Wedding Wonderful May New York's Finest Little girl blues. Another fish in the sea. A Different Window. The ultimate answer. Despite the chill, there's a lot of hot air. On this day I do. Animal Kingdom Wicked ways. April Something is wrong with me. Set your freezer to defrost. Sunspot You've gone away again. Small adventures. March Frozen smiles. Silently screaming. February Carry stress in the jaw. London Bound America the Offended January It's the cold that kills me. BFFless Death to Childhood. Much too much. Back to life, back to reality. 2003 December The Spirit of Christmas November The curse of the gift of sight. October LuLu Dolls Work is fucking evil. My room upstairs. I can't sleep. 13 Phantasms - A brief review Pink drinks and bakery bars. The glamorous life of a jaded New Yorker. Fade Away Birdbrain. The grass is always greener when you stay the fuck home. September A hippo in a canyon. F-F-F-F-Flint Town Midnight Party People Man for Man A quiet piece of Midnight Jack The Marriage Snapshots of a dark world. Beginnings	Choose an Image Gallery Snapshots Feet! Michigan Horror Movie Posters Collection Horror Movie Postcard Collection More Than Meets the Tsunami Commodore and Tsunami Wedding The House Where I Lived Rue Morgue Cover Gallery Pumpkins! Old Family Photos